Monday, June 3, 2013

We represent but are legally distinct from the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild.
Zoidberg: quick we can escape through that nasal capillary into the sinus.
Hermes: strange u usually don't know anything about the human body.
Zoidberg: i learned it from a decongestant commercial soothing action action action.

Sunday, June 2, 2013

Bender: My life and by extension everyone elses is meaningless.  :(

Saturday, June 1, 2013

Fry: Hey mister, mind if i take this old van
guy: Sure, you wanna dump the corpeses out? its yours
Fry: Yea yea I've gotten used cars before.

Thursday, May 30, 2013

Fry: Michelle i don't regret this, but i rue and lament it.